Dazed & Confused
twitter.com/ColieOlie23:
I soooo Love this!!! Damn I really need to take time and get back to painting.
Time to pull out the Wacom pad!
I think my heart just skipped a beat….perfect
(Source: buckydonegunn, via samcedesfanfiction)
you know people ask me all the time: “kermit, what’s going on with you and miss piggie? what’s the deal with bert and ernie? how do you feel about the hand up your ass?”
*taps ashes off cig*
i tell them to mind they damn business. i used to be a real superstar, you know? i’m a legend now. a legend. my life will be infamous for generations, you understand, cats?
i don’t do interviews because you fools don’t ask good questions. you don’t ask about the hustle and flow no mo’. you don’t ask about this artwork i do called comedy.
*sips coffee*
basically, what i’m saying is, fuck y’all.
(Source: xramonn, via femmenoire)
| Zooey Deschanel: | Is that rain? |
| Siri: | What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to- |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Let's get tomato soup delivered! |
| Siri: | ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes. |
| Siri: | Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just- |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Remind me to clean up. |
| Siri: | Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible- |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Tomorrow. |
| Siri: | I'm in hell. This is hell. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Excellent. Today, we're dancing. |
| Siri: | I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll." |
| Siri: | I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | *dances* |
| Siri: | Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet. |
| *Best part of my night |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Is that rain? |
| Siri: | What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to- |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Let's get tomato soup delivered! |
| Siri: | ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes. |
| Siri: | Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just- |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Remind me to clean up. |
| Siri: | Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible- |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Tomorrow. |
| Siri: | I'm in hell. This is hell. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Excellent. Today, we're dancing. |
| Siri: | I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll." |
| Siri: | I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | *dances* |
| Siri: | Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet. |
| Best part of my night |
Sorry, I just had to.
Now that this season’s coming to a close, and seeing all the couples this season, you can’t argue the fact that Sam and Mercedes have what you call:
GROWN.ASS.LOVE.
It’s mature but it still had its childishness about it.
It’s deep, but the way they portray it is light and…
better-harder-faster-once-ler:
JUST INCASE
I’m sorry followers, I’m not risking it!
only cause the source is CNN
What ?
((no chances guys sorry))
fuck-your-feelingsss
(Source: CNN, via iamtellnoone)
PraiseDo I have to tell anyone how much I love this couple? I had ship many couples but there is something so special, so pure about Sam Evans and Mercedes Jones. I ship them so hard that my heart aches and I’m a grown ass woman…
My Samcedes’ heart is full…
(via seoulmama)
Sweet Baby Jesus you ladies are too much right nowSaw my baby Blaine too,I could die happy<3(:” x
Chord BB do something with your roots.
For some reason I can’t stop staring at how Chord is holding his food.
putting his large hand and long fingers to useI can’t stop looking at how much tighter his vest looks compared to Darrens!lmao dem fingerrrrrrrssssss…YOOOOO why are they putting him in smedium clothes though.
LMAO, he is holding like an entire snack+beverage with one hand.
The smediumness of it all + the fact that his hand is big enough to comfortably hold a bowl + cup at the same time…
I mean, I wonder what else he can fit in one hand.
^^^ My thoughts exactly.
(via dreac3)
This song has been in my head for a weeklying in the hands of god, dave matthews band’s big whiskey and the groogrux king
been in a dmb mood lately
